Bring Back The Chocolate Brownie Avalanche

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once upon a time, not too long ago, there a was a chicken franchise called KFC that had very little (menu variety) to offer its clients. Until some genius showed them the way, with the sweetest, most dericisously and heavenly of treats: the Chocolate Brownie Avalanche. Never before had such an amazing desert been made on such a large scale; with perfect chunks of chocolatey brownies, covered in vanilla ice cream and lathered with a soul-stealing chocolate sauce like no other.  People travelled from far away places to get a taste of this beauty.

Whenever you put the CBA in your mouth, the world stopped and in the moments following  that first taste nothing else made sense except what was going in your mouth. I know of no research that backs this, but I am still confident in saying the CBA kept families together, saved the lives of countless parents, children, and lost souls that had given up on food franchises who sold the dreams with their basic ass ice-cream.

Whenever you put the CBA in your mouth, the world stopped and in the moments following  that first taste nothing else made sense except what was going in your mouth. I know of no research that backs this, but I am still confident in saying the CBA kept families together, saved the lives of countless parents, children, and lost souls that had given up on food franchises who sold the dreams with their basic ass ice-cream.

Needless to say, with the CBA life was good and the world was well. Until KFC just nje without announcements, removed the CBA from their menu. At first, it was at certain branches, and then bit by bit, it became harder to find any KFC branch that had it.  KFC sold its customers out. It used the CBA to draw people in only, to let us down without notice.

Following years of silence, in hopes that KFC would get back to its senses, South Africans waited and waited. 

But NOW WE WAIT NO MORE!  

WE AS THE PEOPLE OF SOUTH AFRICA WILL NOT HAVE THIS BETRAYAL KFC. 

WE DEMAND OUR DESIRES BE MET

WE KNOW WHAT WE DESERVE AS CONSUMERS 

WE WANT THE CHOCOLATE BROWNIE AVALANCHE BACK!!

 

If YOU feel like you're part of the 'WE', then please sign this petition.

Maybe we're wrong maybe KFC doesn't know just how much people love the Chocolate Brownie Avalanche.

Let's help them see the error of their ways.

Let's help them do the right thing. 

Help bring back the Chocolate Brownie Avalanche.