Most Recent Petitions

SignaturesPetition nameCreated
77 Simon’s Gold Tie Rebellion
All I want is for him to wear a god damn gold tie to match my stupid dress for the stupid ty ball. Is that so hard to ask for? Apparently so. Sign this petition to help my demanding ass xx  Haters gotta hate, but he needs that tie. ❤️...
Jan 03, 2018
7 BAN FIREWORKS NATIONALLY IN SA
Ban all fireworks in South Africa. We need to stop all imports and distribution of fireworks, in order to protect our animals and to stop disturbance of the peace...
Jan 02, 2018
6 Legally change Araldeux's name to Analdough
His parents gave him the wrong name at birth. Analdough is the name bestowed upon him by the universe....
Jan 02, 2018
5 Cookout in Newnan
Are you tired of driving 45 plus minutes just to eat cookout?? Yeah I am too. So sign this if you think we need a Cookout in Newnan. ...
Jan 02, 2018
8 Felons right to join
First let me tell you about myself: My name is Matthew A. Baker, I am 27 years oldl and live in Lackawanna, NY. I want to serve in the military as a Chaplain, the only probably is I was convicted of felonies when I was 18 for theft. At the age of 20 I gave my life to God and have been out of trouble since then. I've graduated with a B.A  in Theology, started full time ministry in 2014, helped plan...
Jan 02, 2018
20 No a la modificación del pensum de los estudiantes de medicina a mitad de carrera en UTESA!
En el articulo 33 del reglamento académico de la Universidad Tecnológica De Santiago párrafo 1 dice: " La universidad garantiza al estudiante que ingresa en un plan de estudio y se mantiene en el, graduarse según el pènsum vigente el momento de ingreso". Los estudiantes de medicina de nuestra amada universidad Tecnologica De Santiago le pedimos a nuestra alma mater que esta modificación del pensu...
Jan 02, 2018
6 make tide pod looking sweets
we need tide pod looking sweets and not only should they look like tide pods, they should taste like tide pods too. the only thing that should be diffrent from actual tide pods is that they don't kill you as much....
Jan 02, 2018
3 PEDOPHILE agency nurse from priory roehampton
I was admitted to the Priory Roehampton, where a male agency staff would touch and sexually abuse me on several occasions. •incident 1- another patient wasn't allowed into her room due to risk and she desperately needed to use the toilet, so I let her use mine. The staff member came Into the room, restrained me and told her to get out, then he rung the alarm, he pulled my pants down exposing my bu...
Jan 02, 2018
13 Remove Logan Paul off YouTube
After Logan Paul's recent actions on YouTube, he doesn't deserve to have the privilege of uploading any more videos. Uploading a video of a deceased male who took his own life is vile. Logan Paul is a vile, clickbait artist who deserves none of the privileges YouTube has given him....
Jan 02, 2018
66 Petition For Andrew To Cover Me In Severe Bruises
I'm deadass y'all I want bruises AND I WANT THEM NOW! So I'm starting this petition so I can get them. Sign the petition and you can ask me whatever you want abiut myself for ten minutes straight and I'll answer everything 110% honestly or you can choose a differenr reward. #MakeCarnageAWalkingBruise...
Jan 02, 2018
2 For everyone in the chat to have a ddlc pfp
okay you cuckers (this thing didn’t let me use fck) i was bored so i made this god-awful petition  anyways this is to make everyone have a doki doki literature club profile picture because why the hell not please sign this        #jhloe...
Jan 02, 2018
9 Help neuter Nicholas Smith
Help us neuter Nicholas Smith with an airsoft gun by signing this petition, we no longer want nicks kids running the streets causing chaos. We need to neuter him to stop him from Having sexual intercourse. Thank you...
Jan 02, 2018
5 Logan Paul Banned From Youtube
1-1-2018 Logan Paul posted a video going into a Japanese Suicide Forest. He made jokes about it; which was bad enough. Not only that, but he continued by showing a strangers dead body he had found. He’s using suicide as a joke and a way to make money which isn’t ok in any shape or form. Please sign this petition to get him taken down....
Jan 02, 2018
3 PETITION FOR A FAIRER AND LIVEABLE STATE PENSION
Our state/aged pension has fallen so far behind other countries. We'll all be pensioners one day. Please sign this petition and help alleviate poverty among pensioners....
Jan 02, 2018
33 Urging much improved customer service and information by Bellgenica/Cuenca.
Bellgenica needs to hear the voice of it's customers in order to: - Provide timely and consistent reimbursements; set a standard of 2 weeks. - Provide written justification when (partially) declining reimbursement requests. - Respond to phone calls and emails consistently in a timely manner; set a standard of 2 business days. - Communicate changes in procedures and coverage (e.g. dropping Santa In...
Jan 02, 2018
31 Help me get my mom to let me get a cat
meow meow whats that? not the sound of my cat unless you sign this petition thx...
Jan 01, 2018
327 Vrienden tegen vuurwerk. Petitie tegen verkoop en gebruik.
Het moet voorgoed gedaan zijn de handel in en het gebruik van vuurwerk. Strenge straffen bij het niet naleven van de wet verbod. ...
Jan 01, 2018
3 Grainnès mf pug
Yo lads lets get my mf g grainne a pug, idk what a petition has to do with it but like Yano yourself ...
Jan 01, 2018
3 FIGHT ZACH MCGRAW
Zach has screwed us all over at some point. Let’s take him down. ...
Jan 01, 2018
12 Make Ed Sheeran Wear Flannels Again
Ed Sheeran has NOT worn enough flannels and he looks SUPER HOT in them so we beg that you fill his wardrobe with flannels again. We will do anything just to see him wearing those sweet, sweet flannels. ...
Dec 31, 2017
3 TRUMPS GAY BAR
we need trump to setup up a gay bar  make gay bars grate again we need trump to setup up a gay bar  make gay bars grate again we need trump to setup up a gay bar  make gay bars grate again...
Dec 31, 2017
25 Adding a bus stop in front of / near 694C
The reason for this petition is because many residents of Admiralty Grove find it quite a far walking distance to 694C from where the current 904 bus stops are. This is challenging for the elderly or mummies with young toddlers, especially if they are also struggling with heavy bags of groceries and need to walk back in hot or rainy weather. For the convenience of all Admiralty Grove residents and...
Dec 31, 2017
45 We want a flight from Palma to Newcastle in Winter months.
Please can we have a flight from Newcastle to Palma in winter months as we want to visit our friends and family and many in the North East of England and Scotland are cut off with no direct flight. Also many people would love to enjoy the beautiful weather in Mallorca as they do in Alicante & Barcelona. So to all the wonderful airlines such as EasyJet, RyanAir & Jet2. Please give us our fl...
Dec 31, 2017
2 knife gbs?
THERE NEEDS TO BE KNIFE GBS IN WW2 EVRY1 TWEET @ MIKE CONDRY BECAUSE THIS IS NON ACCEPTABLE LIKE AMD SHARE IF YU ACREE...
Dec 31, 2017
6 More Bikes Lanes in Staten Island
In Staten Island the streets are crowded with cars and it's hard to ride bikes. Here are 10 good reasons why we need more bikes lanes Bike lanes support and encourage bicycling as a means of transportation. Bike lanes remind drivers that bicyclists are roadway users, too. Bike lanes help define road space for bikes and for cars, promoting a more orderly flow of traffic. Bike lanes remove slower-m...
Dec 30, 2017
2 Call for President Trump to Airstrike Andrew’s house
Andrew is rude and mean please help me in destroying his sad life....
Dec 30, 2017
89 High School Musical 4
We demand a High School Musical 4 movie with the original cast! Sign this petition and we will deliver it do Disney...
Dec 30, 2017
16 Petition to get tupsi to suck my dick
This is a petition to get tupsi to succ my peepee. This will ensure tupsi succs my ding dong. The positives will be orgasms and great sexual release. It will also prove tupsi being mega gau. I encourage everyone to contribute because this is an important cause. ...
Dec 30, 2017
30 Bring Marcs facial hair back
Petition to bring back Marcs facial hair because it really suits him and looks cool af...
Dec 30, 2017
3 Canadians & Musicians Against Racism
Many Canadians may not be familiar with the war atrocity propaganda story of the Crucified Canadian Soldier. This “fake news” story was used to incite hatred and recruit people to support the war effort by fighting in WWI and buying victory bonds.  Words such as “avenge them” appear in advertisements featuring the story in Canadian newspapers from WWI. The Crucified Canadian Soldier also has a dar...
Dec 29, 2017
43 National anthem
We think the our national anthem dose not do our country good we think it should be the team america world police theme song...
Dec 28, 2017
22 Bath-Time Karaoke to contiune
Benedict is stopping Bath-Time Karaoke as it was “only a christmas thing” but we want it continued with new performances and new songs! He says if this gets 30 signatures but February he’ll re-launch it...
Dec 28, 2017
472 نامه دستیاران رادیولوژی در اعتراض به گایدلاین های ابلاغی وزارت بهداشت
7/10/96 بسمه تعالی   وزیر محترم بهداشت، درمان و آموزش پزشکی جناب آقای دکتر قاضی زاده هاشمی با سلام و احترام   همانطور که می دانید دستیاران تخصصی رشته رادیولوژی با کسب بهترین نمرات در آزمون دستیاری و دوران پزشکی عمومی و ضمن تحمل رنج و تلاش فراوان وارد این رشته شده اند و همواره وظیفه خود می دانسته اند که با مطالعه منابع وسیع و مشکل رشته رادیولوژی کما فی السابق جزو بهترین پزشکان باشند لکن چندی اس...
Dec 28, 2017
3 Give maintenance enforcement more rights
 Stop deadbeat parents from hiding their income behind their spouse family and friends help maintenance have more rates so they can garnish bank accounts for child support so the children are not suffering and the other parent that uses to leave or abandon the child has to pay child support no matter what the court order can be followed give maintenance enforcement more rights to help the other pa...
Dec 28, 2017
2 CREATING CRISTIAN AND LAIC PERMANENCY CENTER IN BRASOV. "THE CHRISTIAN GOOD AND THE TRUE MAN"
The beginning is hard, but the thought of being a social and social institution encourages me to start this great project that will mean the institutionalization of street people and children who are currently living in the canals in the train station. The idea came to me in 2010 and I wanted to materialize it in Prejmar, but today I go more daring and I want to build this home of love in BRASOV.O...
Dec 28, 2017
7 My own room
Right, i have been sharing a room with my little sister for a while now and shes a real bitch, as you can tell from my stories, i need my own room before im arrested for homicide cause this shits serious, many thanks...
Dec 27, 2017
5 Claudia’s Happiness
Keep Claudia working at a place that won’t drive her insane and with people who aren’t horrible (most of the time). If you want Claudia to be happy sign this petition to keep her at the Pen Centre....
Dec 27, 2017
222 pezeshkane tarhi
معاونت محترم درمان وزارت بهداشت ، درمان و آموزش پزشکی    با سلام و احترام    همانگونه که استحضار دارید تمامی نیروهای طرحی کنونی  بخشی یا تمامی دوران دستیاری خود را در زمان وزارت آقای  دکتر قاضی زاده هاشمی گذرانده اند و  طی ۴ سال دوره آموزشی تخصصی خود با  انواعی از هجمه های  گوناگون مواجه گردیده اند که از پررنگ ترین آن ها اعلام حق مجوز سونوگرافی فلوشیپ های پریناتولوژی به بهانه کمبود متخصص رادیولو...
Dec 27, 2017
6 FVAT Constitution changes
Petition to ammend the FVAT constitution to add a vice presidents role and add one more general committee members to the association committee...
Dec 27, 2017
74 Embrace Opportunity with Beckwith Street Redesign
We believe that the advent of the work to be completed on Beckwith Street presents a unique opportunity to create a vibrant, attractive, pedestrian friendly & cyclist friendly downtown core for residents, tourists and prospective business owners alike, while continuing to ensure ease of access by cars. As such, we support the key components of design option #2, the only option that leverages d...
Dec 27, 2017
5 Facebook MUST change its policy classifying the word "Epilepsy" to be "Offensive"
Epilepsy Connections Australia and our CEO / Founder Paul Lang have discovered a bigoted policy (no doubt due to pressure from religious minority groups) that blocks "Boosts" on posts containing the word "Epilepsy" and deems it to be "offensive" - this is now also spreading to "Share" options. We encourage everyone to sign this petition so that negative media pressure can be applied to force Faceb...
Dec 26, 2017
10 Midas Management Disappoints
As shareholders of Midas Holdings, we need to stand together to DEMAND and Answer from management. As a listed company, the existance of the company is to be answerable to the shareholders and to safeguard the interest of the shareholders. If the management is not able to do so, as shareholders, we deem that that the management future salary or renumeration shall be tied to the share price perform...
Dec 26, 2017
161 No to the commersial exploitation of the Norwegian Glacier and Nature-pearl Svartisen (The black Ice) for the production of ice cubes
THANK YOU FOR signing and sharein this signature campaign and make use of this rare opportunity to HELP STOP this planned ENVIRONMENTAL CRIMINALITY NOW! ❤️ -Not for the exploitation of Naturisen Svartisen, for commercial ice-cube production! They have tried once before, then we stopped them. Now they try again! This time with the help of bigger and more capitalist interests ... Geir Olsen, Via Sv...
Dec 26, 2017
12 unban strast from ww3rp
enact a DESERVED repeal on the REFORMED player strast's ban on ww3rp....
Dec 25, 2017
435 PRESERVE ANGLE PARKING ON BECKWITH STREET IN SMITHS FALLS (Closed)
We,the undersigned, are against changing the angle parking on Beckwith Street  to parallel parking.  We have a unique downtown street and do not wish it changed.  It is a huge part of our heritage and as such must be maintained and preserved.  This petition must be signed and presented by January 15th, 2018.. Any person who has family living in Smiths Falls or shops here and uses our facilities ca...
Dec 25, 2017
4 Steve Buscemi is attractive af
Steve Buscemi said he didn't know he was ugly until he became famous and people started to make fun of him-my boy Steve doesn't deserve anything but LOVE and he's a great actor. People have no respect for a legend like him nowadays and i want him to know that we love him and that he's not ugly-make him have a little hope in humanity because of people nowadays. Support my g Steve Buscemi <3...
Dec 24, 2017
19 Sunday Detention
  'We the parents are against detentions on Sunday. We believe the girls need to have a day to relax from their intense , extremely long school days, and the parents deserve a day off as well.' So we refuse Sunday punishments. Also more consideration has to be taken for girls missing school... school days are extremely long and girls have personal things that need to be attended to... the school h...
Dec 24, 2017
4 Help Alexis quit band!
Hi I'm alexis band makes me really sad and non motivated. I have absolutely no motivation to play my instrument. It's at a point where my lack of motivation is affecting the whole band. A solution to this is having me quit. The problem is my parents won't let me quit. Maybe if I have people sign a petition they'll change their minds. Thank you please sign, my happiness and sanity are at risk....
Dec 24, 2017
264 Free Sanitary Pads
This petition is to demonstrate the urgent call for the South African government to prioritize women and girls with regards to allocating National Government Expenditure towards the supply of FREE SANITARY PADS across both rural and urban schools, public toilets, Higher learning institutions as well as corporate working environments nationally.  It has been noted with deep grave concern that women...
Dec 23, 2017
9 Name the Steffensmeier’s new kitten “Finn”
 We would like to name Breck’s new cat Finn, however, one member of the house disagrees. So, by signing this petition, you are supporting our cause in getting him the perfect name he deserves. ...
Dec 23, 2017
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