STOP HASBRO FROM CORRUPTING KIDS WITH TOYS

Pfft.

Lady, you are getting worked up over NOTHING.

Now if you WANT something to get worked up over, get worked up over THESE!!
Some more names:

Tailbreaker: some one who destroys public property
Bluestreak: obviously support blue people streaking
Windcharger: supports people with explosive flagulants (farts)
Huffer: supports drugs that are snorted
Warpath: supports war
Jazz: (i personally can't believe you haven't done this yet) Jazz is very similar to 'jizz'
Blaster: ejaculation during sex/interface
Red Alert: reference to women's periods
Smokescreen: smoking drugs of any kind
Powerglide: *pelvic thrusts* a cocky hot-doggin' flyer
Hardhead: referance to male sexual arousal
Starscream: AKA Stars-Cream, obvious porn-star name
Thrust: *more pelvic thrusts*
Dragstrip: has the word 'strip' in his name, encouraging pornography
Blitzwing: Decepticon Hitler
Sinnertwin: has the word 'sinner' in his name
Cutthroat: supports pirates

And now for some pictures!
http://www.demonkyo.zoomshare.com/album/Yaoi,%20Transformers/images/a14faf1cb06e948309d33b090dd71f76_12408054330/:album

http://darkenlite.deviantart.com/gallery/?sort=popularity&catpath=/&q=#/d13gvcm

http://darkenlite.deviantart.com/gallery/83031?offset=192#/dl2ptf

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=starscream+and+megatron#/d157e2d

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=starscream+and+megatron&offset=216#/d5jgb7f

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=starscream+and+megatron&offset=216#/d4facly

http://cords-and-ports.tumblr.com/tagged/Soundwave/page/2 (view all of the pairings and pages)

And now for some fanfics~
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8023293/1/Bad-Code

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8009552/1/Puppet

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6921364/1/I-ve-Been-Bad-Jazzy

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6404890/1/Prompt-Responses-Pairings-Threesomes-Moresomes

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6828797/1/Faces-of-Need

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7937304/1/Prima-s-Blessing

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6139092/1/Three-is-Never-a-Crowd

http://fuckyeahtfslash.tumblr.com/

And now for some videos! (assuming that you make it through all of that)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X3eDp1ZKWU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6QQPl2yheo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prvA-qUptp0

And that should be enough for some serious mind fuckage.

You're very welcome.